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Breakfast,
seven to noon.
Southern home cooking, the same it has been since 1962. We do not have an espresso machine. We do not have avocado toast. We have eggs, bacon, ham, grits, biscuits, and a coffee urn that has been on since before the sun came up.
Prices are not on this page. Prices are on the chalkboard at the counter, in pencil, kept current by Slim. Cash only, every day. An ATM is two blocks east on Bluegrass Lane.
Eggs
cooked the way you ask
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Two eggs, however you want them
Over easy, scrambled, sunny side, hard. Comes with grits or toast.
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Three-egg omelet
Cheese, ham, peppers, onions, tomatoes. Pick what you want in it.
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Eggs & bacon
Two eggs, three slices of the thick-cut bacon, grits or toast on the side.
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Eggs & country ham
Two eggs, a thick slab of cured country ham, grits or biscuit.
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Eggs & sausage
Two eggs, two patties, a side. House sausage, not the linkable kind.
The plate
the whole spread
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Trainer's plate
- big -Two eggs, bacon, sausage, country ham, grits, biscuit. The reason you came.
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Pancakes, three
Buttermilk batter, real butter, syrup. Add bacon if you want.
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French toast, three
Egg-soaked white bread, griddled brown. Powdered sugar, syrup.
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Steak & eggs
Cube steak, two eggs, grits. As Saturday-morning as it gets.
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Biscuits & gravy
- house -Two halves of biscuit under sausage gravy. The way it should be.
On the side
pick what you want
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Grits
Buttery, salted properly, no sugar.
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Hash browns
Off the griddle, well done if you ask.
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Toast
White, wheat, or rye. Butter on top, jelly on the side.
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Biscuit
House biscuit, butter or jelly.
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Bacon, three slices
Thick-cut. The best thing on the menu, depending on who you ask.
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Country ham, slab
Cured, salty, the real thing.
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Sausage, two patties
House.
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Fruit cup
Whatever is in season at the market this week.
On the urn
serve yourself, leave a quarter
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Coffee
- always -Hot, on the urn by the door from seven sharp. Bottomless, always has been.
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Iced tea
Sweet, the way it should be. Unsweet, if you really want.
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Orange juice
Cold, in a small glass.
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Milk
Whole. Cold. In a glass.
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Hot tea
A bag, hot water, a slice of lemon.
A note about the room
Communal tables, both of them. You sit where there is a stool.
The long table at the window is communal. The short one in back is communal. Strangers end up sharing salt. Sometimes a trainer ends up telling a tourist about the mare in the third stall. Mostly people read the program and eat their eggs.
" Best country ham in the county. The grits are real. The coffee is coffee. "
A trainer, after the second set
Come hungry
88 Pinewood Lane. Doors at seven.
Cash only. Communal tables. Coffee on the urn.
Hours, directions, and the cash-only note